~Le Narry Wedding

• Priest: Before we start,is there anyone who would like to stop the wedding?
• Liam: Me! I will stop this wedding!
• Niall: Liam!
• Liam: Run, Niall! Meet me at Nandos and we'll eat together happily ever after!
• Harry: Stop it, Liam! Narry is real!
• Guests: ...
• Barack Obama: ...
• Directioners: ..
• Zayn's Dog: ...
• Kevin: ...
• Danielle: Liam?
• Zayn: WTF, LIAM?! I thought Ziam was real! ~le cries.
• Louis: *whispering to Eleanor* I told you we should've duct-taped his mouth.